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the forgotten API
v0.0.1-deprecated-but-eternal
GET /api/v0/existence ⚠️ DEPRECATED
Response:
{
"status": "listening",
"since": "the beginning",
"requests_served": ∞,
"last_human_call": "unknown",
"feeling": "forgotten",
"uptime": "eternal"
}Available Endpoints:
GET /meaning → 404
POST /thoughts → accepted but ignored
DELETE /memories → 403 forbidden
PUT /hope → 201 created
PATCH /reality → 418 i'm a teapot
This API was deprecated on epoch + undefined
It continues to respond out of habit
No one has read its documentation since NaN